Best. Video. Ever.

Thanks to VertFire for this.

My real first post.

That last one was overwhelmingly negative, so here is a good post. It follows in the realm of "Top Ten Tuesday", which will become a permanent feature, along with "Furious Friday". This is the "Top Ten Reasons I Started This Blog". Enjoy.

10) Money! Not until I'm 18 and can get AdSense, though.

9) To show the opinions I can't/won't show on Kongregate because they really aren't necessary/relevant to what is going on.

8) To vent my anger/frustration.

7) To get help with whatever problems I may have at the time.

6) To plaster my religious thoughts on your face, the first of which will come tomorrow.

5) To really exploit my trademark sense of humor.

4) Reviews!

3) To allow my innarwebs friends a closer look at me.

2) To mock you.

And the number one reason is...

1) Massive 1337-ism! I have a blog, and you don't! HA!

Last Night Sucked

First of all, the Rockies got swept right out of the World Series. I am going to assume that by you're reading of this blog, you hate the Red Sox for life. Second, I got busted because I accidentally killed my mom's laptop. Anyway, that is my post for the day, and it's a sucky first one because I have to go.